The Job Updatified
Welcome to another installment of Random Rumours and Rumblings: The Web's Hottest Jack Tango Rumour Site. Just one tidbit for our readers today -- it proves a bit interesting.
Without further adieu, here's the mildly cryptic scoop from one of our alert informants:
Wonder what that could mean? And how the hell did he incorporate a hyperlink into his verbal dialogue? What manner of man is he, that even the laws of conversation twist themselves to suit his means?!
I'm sure we'll find out more with time. Stick around, dear readers, for more exciting updates in the Life of Jack Tango with the next edition of Random Rumours and Rumblings: The Web's Hottest Jack Tango Rumour Site.
SEACREST OUT!
Without further adieu, here's the mildly cryptic scoop from one of our alert informants:
Jack was overheard talking to a friend of his passed on to me by a friend of a friend of a coworker of a buddy of a guy who I went to school with who's cousin used to work with Jack 6 years ago:
"I have a much better opportunity ahead of me with the company, and things could be really good for me -- right around my birthday.
And no, it's not just because of the action figures."
Oooh, cryptic.
--Your Mole @ Jack's Job
Wonder what that could mean? And how the hell did he incorporate a hyperlink into his verbal dialogue? What manner of man is he, that even the laws of conversation twist themselves to suit his means?!
I'm sure we'll find out more with time. Stick around, dear readers, for more exciting updates in the Life of Jack Tango with the next edition of Random Rumours and Rumblings: The Web's Hottest Jack Tango Rumour Site.
SEACREST OUT!
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