The Complaint
So I received my first ever blog-related complaint, paraphrased here:
But I digress -- sometimes life gets in the way of one's ability to update his Secret Online Journal of All Things Mundane and Sublime; I cannot promise that I will always be available to unleash a flurry of updates upon my readers (all 6 of them), but I will endeavour to do so whenever possible. It is with heavy heart, and humble hand, that I extend myself upon your mercy in this act of apology.
Now that I've gotten that out of the way, it's time for the important part:
People I Know Who Have Nice Butts
*"The Prize" being a sweet, curvy heiney. Mmm. Baby got back!
"Jack, you disappoint me. You haven't updated your blog in over a week. I'm pulling my hair out with anticipation. Update it soon or I will hurt you. Hugs and kisses."I, officially, have the weirdest fans ever.
But I digress -- sometimes life gets in the way of one's ability to update his Secret Online Journal of All Things Mundane and Sublime; I cannot promise that I will always be available to unleash a flurry of updates upon my readers (all 6 of them), but I will endeavour to do so whenever possible. It is with heavy heart, and humble hand, that I extend myself upon your mercy in this act of apology.
Now that I've gotten that out of the way, it's time for the important part:
People I Know Who Have Nice Butts
- The sweet, superhot girlfriend
- The girl I work with who made the complaint
- The girl that works at Moores who was hitting on me
- The girl I work with who dated my friend
- The girl who works in the hotel, but not in my department
- Hell, an entire group of girls that work in my immediate vicinity
- My buddy's girlfriend
- The girl who works at my parents' bar
- Actually, both of them
- The girl who used to work for me, but is now a real estate agent
- A girl I used to date
- That girl I used to go to school with
- The Local Gentleman's Club Featured Act for December 18th, 2004
*"The Prize" being a sweet, curvy heiney. Mmm. Baby got back!
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