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The Day Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken

Today is that day.

Beware of women wishing you a Happy [The Day Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken], as if it were Christmas, New Year's, or even Easter.

Beware of expensive impulse purchases at all stores.

Beware of people gabbing incessently about things they are doing for their significant other.

Beware of restaurants, their inflated prices, and their 5 hours waits.

Beware of The Day Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken, for it will destroy us all.

Love,

Jack.